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  • So an elf and a bard walk into a bar…

    ‘Hey, Bragi...’ ‘Yes, Falafel?’ ‘An orc warlord was marching his entire army to Citadel…’ ‘Wait, is this a joke?’ ‘So they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice from within the ancient city’s walls: “One Dwarf is better …

  • So an elf and a bard walk into a bar… II

    "Hey, Bragi!" "Yes, Flaflel?" "How many dwarves does it take to kill a dragon?" "Flafel, again, I am not a dwarf." "How many?" "Alright, I don't know? "Dwarves can't kill a dragon. They need a hobbit to do it for them." "What's a …

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